Tuesday, September 18, 2012

The Modern Woman Needs A Modern Caveman


THEORY: The Modern Woman Needs A Modern Caveman.
CHALLENGE: Do not let your education and career be an excuse for a man not to be a gentleman.

Let’s compare where men were and where we expect them to be now, shall we?

Where men were: CAVEMAN
 “BAMM! BAMM!”
 “Me kill animal!”
 “Me hit you over the head with stick”
 “Me drag you by your weave”
 “Me rule you”

Where we expect them to be: MODERN CAVEMAN
 “Be MANLY (pound on your chest if you want), but always be respectful”
 “Pull my hair in bed, but give me kisses on the forehead afterwards”
 “Pay for dinner and I’ll put in the tip”   
 “Open my door and I’ll unlock yours”
 “Be a gentlemen but don’t expect ‘something’ at the end of the day”
 “Be a respectable Modern Caveman and I’ll be a domesticated business woman”

In today’s world, we need a Modern Caveman, not one that thinks that by “Equal Rights” we meant we wanted men to stop being gentlemen and make us pay on dates.

MODERN WOMAN
 “I’m going to college”
 “I’m working full-time”
 “I’m providing for myself”
 “I’m buying my own house”
 “I’m domesticated because I want to be, not because I have to be”
 “…and YES, I still expect you to pick me up, open the door, never walk ahead of me, pay for dinner and respect my morals.”

LADIES – Are you moving up in the world? Educated. Career booming. Looking Fab.
You have every right not be! You also have every right to be the best at work, while getting treated like the best by your boo. 

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